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There's No Such Thing as College

by The Slappys

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1.
One By One 02:09
One by one by one by one It's been four years and I've been done I don't want to be around I don't want to be found (ooh oooh) It's not that she wasn't kind She just seemed out of her mind I don't know what to do Oh who the fuck knows what do do? (ooh ooh) (Sick gnarly buildup) (Sicker gnarlier breakdown) I don't want to be around (don't wanna be arouuuund) I don't want to be found (don't wannna be fooound) I don't like it any more (don't like it anny moooree) I don't want to be around (don't wanna be arouund) One by one by one by one It's been four years and I've been done I don't want be around I don't want to be found
2.
Loser 03:39
We were all just sitting there Wondering what to wear But I don't care, I don't care at all I couldn't help but stare Nothing's ever really fair But I don't care, I don't care at all 'Cause I'm a loser, I'm a loser Not the chooser I don't really care When she looked at me I looked away I never know what to say But I don't care I don't care at all 'Cause I'm a loser, I'm a loser Not the chooser I don't really care 'Cause I'm a loser, I'm a loser Not the chooser I don't really care (Bodacious guitar solo) They were all just sitting there Wondering what to wear But I'm long gone I'm long gone by now 'Cause I'm a loser, I'm a loser Not the chooser I don't really care 'Cause I'm a loser, I'm a loser Not the chooser I don't really care!
3.
Well I've been sitting I've been thinking I don't She was nervous But not the only one I took two steps forward Two steps back And I'm gone I said two steps forward Two steps back and I'm gone I don't care! Well we've been sitting And I've been thinking I don't She was nervous But not the only one I took two steps forward Two steps back And I'm gone I took two steps forward Now I'm sitting alone I don't care! (I bet JFK would like this solo if he was alive) (James Bondy chord)
4.
Simple Day 03:04
Just a simple day Spent it the same way I did before I'm just by myself Tuesday nights are lonely, but they're alright Simple day Spent it just the way, I did before Just a simple day I spent it just the way I did before I'm not by myself Tuesday night's not lonely, not anymore Simple day Spent it just the way, I did before Simple day Spent it just the way, I did before (Slam-bammin-bootylicious solo) Simple day Spend it just the way, I did before Simple day Tomorrow's just another yesterdaaaaaaaay

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released October 17, 2013

Michael Moore-Guitar and Lead Vocals
Michael Seltzer-Guitar
Matthew Sandelman-Bass Guitar and Backing Vocals
Eric Katzen- Drums
Griffin Silver-Recording/Mastering, Backing Vocals, Additional Guitars, guitar solo on Loser

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